December 29th, 2013 03:31 pm    17 comments

DOUMAA COMPLETELY CONTROLLED BY GOVERNMENT!! NASHABIYYA UNDER COMPLETE CONTROL OF SAA; ALEPPO OPERATION CANOPUS STAR SMASHES TERRORISTS ALL OVER PROVINCE TAKING CONTROL OF MUCH OF LAYRAMOON; HUGE LOSSES TO RATS IN DAMASCUS; SAA KILLS MAJOR TERRORIST RAT LEADER IN HOMS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

DAMASCUS: Syrian Perspective alerted its readers to the fact that the ‘Adraa Workers’ Residential area was attacked by the Takfeeri Rat Army when they uniformly left whole areas in dispute, like Barza and Doumaa, in order to strengthen their ranks in ‘Adraa.  Well, that proved to be quite true.  Yesterday, the SAA asserted complete and…

December 26th, 2013 08:49 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SWEEPS RATS OUT IN MANY AREAS OF DAMASCUS; DRUG BUST IN SUWAYDA; ALEPPO’S OPERATION CANOPUS STAR BIG RESULTS FOR SAA; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA ;

DAMASCUS: WAADI ‘AYN TURMA:  SAA LIQUIDATES FOREVER A TERRORIST RAT ORGANIZATION CALLED “THE BATTALION OF SA’AD IBN ‘UBAADA AL-KHAZRAJI” (yawn).   Khaan Al-Shaykh:  SAA assaulted a group of Jabhat Al-Nusra infidels and tore into them killing these rodents: Muhammad Faayeq ‘Abdul-Hayy (CHADIAN RHINOCEROS PUSTULE) ‘Udayy Al-Zubaydi (QATARI CATARRH MICROBE) Shaadi Hamaayed ‘Ali Sawaaliha Another 6 were…

December 24th, 2013 03:20 pm    32 comments

THE MAHDI OF JORDAN IS ALIVE AND, WELL? SAA LIBERATES PARTS OF ‘ADRAA AND ALL OF AL-MAZRA’A; MORE CONFESSIONS TO WAR CRIMES; WHIPPINGS A WAY OF LIFE FOR ISIS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

THE NEW MAHDI IS HERE.  THE AWAITED ONE IS A JORDANIAN!!  AND HERE HE IS.  A CRACKPOT – NUTCASE – TERRORIST! That’s right, folks.  The Awaited One is here.  And according to news sources, you had better not deny he is the Mahdi or you will be “beheaded”.  His name has not been disclosed in…

December 9th, 2013 03:41 pm    86 comments

AL-NABAK LIBERATED!!; JIHADIST TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN DAMASCUS; TERRORIST LEADER KILLED IN EAST GHOUTA BY SAA; MASSIVE OPERATION "CANOPUS STAR" GRINDS RATS IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  AL-NABAK LIBERATED COMPLETELY; SYRIAN ARMY HUNTS REMNANT RATS ALL OVER COUNTRYSIDE; DAMASCUS-HOMS HIGHWAY COMPLETELY CLEAR OF RODENTS AND SCAVENGERS! AL-NABAK:  The Syrian Ministry of Defense and the General Staff announced last night that the town of Al-Nabak has been completely liberated and is now under the total control of the Syrian Army.  This victory…