February 2nd, 2016 02:58 pm    129 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS TOWARD ANKARA; ERDOGHAN IN THROES OF HYSTERIA; OPPOSITION INSISTS ON CEASE FIRE

ALEPPO:  The SAA and its allies are causing the Turks and their minions much intestinal distress.  Wael tells me that the SAA’s MI people are listening in on conversations, chatter really, on the airwaves indicating a paroxysm of horror with Turk and British-accented vermin barking into speakers and threatening terrorists under their command.  The terrorists,…

January 11th, 2016 11:06 am    143 comments

BATTLE FOR ALL ALEPPO HAS STARTED; SAA ENCIRCLED OBAMA’S TERRORIST RODENTS; SECURITY SERVICES ASSASSINATE MORE RATS IN IDLIB

ALEPPO, SYRIA’S NORTHERN CAPITAL AND INDUSTRIAL HUB:  Nobody expected much from Operation Canopus Star which we touted last year, perhaps, a bit too long.  Nothing came of it.  But, now, we are in a different world and in a completely unique context.  With the Russian Federation wholeheartedly committed to the stability and durability of the…

January 9th, 2016 11:14 am    166 comments

SYRIAN MILITARY DWARFS ERDOGHAN’S KILLERS IN LATAKIA; NEW ADVANCES BEDEVIL SAUDI MONKEYS ALL OVER SYRIA

LATAKIA:  They Syrian Army and its allies never rest on their laurels or for relaxation; they are attacking constantly – never giving the terrorist vipers one moment in which to recover their senses.  The Syrian Army is resourceful and resilient as the terrorists of Alqaeda and Jaysh Al-Fath found out yesterday and today despite the…

January 2nd, 2016 10:17 am    139 comments

SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSASSINATES MAJOR TERRORIST LEADER IN IDLIB; SAUDI ARABIA COMMITS SUICIDE BY BEHEADING AL-NIMR; DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY KILLS MORE RODENTS

IDLIB:  One of the messages I received some months ago from Wael indicated that the Syrian military had become so adept at finding IEDs and mines that it was a wonder why the terrorists continued to use them.  Well, he also said that the SAA Engineering Corps regularly dismantled the bombs in order to collect…

December 30th, 2015 11:13 am    36 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SWATS DOWN TERRORISTS IN SHIMISKEEN; MoD DECLARES TERRORIST MORALE AT ALL TIME LOW

  DER’AH:  A communique announced by the Ministry of Defense yesterday describes terrorist morale at an all-time low.  This assessment is the result of months of surveillance and eavesdropping combined with statistics indicating a spike in the number of rodents who have abjured terrorism over the last 6 months.  The only group which appears to…

December 25th, 2015 11:33 am    121 comments

‘ALLOOSH DEAD IN DAMASCUS! BASTARD BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENS! HOMS: THE BATTLE TO RETAKE MAHEEN DELIVERS SCORES OF DEAD ALQAEDA RATS; TURK-SUPPLIED CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN LATAKIA IN PICTURES

  DAMASCUS:  WE ARE CONFIRMING THE DEATH OF THE STINKING RAT ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH IN AN AERIAL RAID BY THE SAAF AT HIS HQ IN THE EAST GHOUTA, SPECIFICALLY AT AL-‘AALIYA FARMS.  MORE TO COME LATER.   HOMS:  Syria’s air force was very active over the eastern part of Homs Province today and yesterday in an…