URGENT: AL-BURAYJ IS NOW LIBERATED AND DELOUSED OPENING THE WAY FOR COMPLETE SAA CONTROL OVER THE CENTRAL PRISON AREA AND JUBAYLA. Look at the map below carefully. Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia: Note that the Al-Kindi Hospital is now within the sights of SAA artillery to the West. Also, note that…
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE WILL CONFIRM THE COMPLETE DELOUSING OF THESE AREAS: AL-SHAYKH SA’EED, AL-‘AAMIRIYYA AND AL-RAAMOOSA. WE CAN ALSO CONFIRM THAT THE DAMAGE TO THE ELECTRIC GRID NEAR AL-RAAMOOSA HAS BEEN REPAIRED AND FAMILIES INSIDE THE BIG CITY CAN ENJOY ELECTRICITY NOW WITHOUT FEAR OF ANY MORE OUTAGES CAUSED BY NIHILISTIC RODENTS ARMED BY THE UNITED…
HOMS: SAA on a roll. The number of terrorists in the old city is down to a few hundred foreigners who know there is no benefit to surrendering. They are not protected under the Geneva Conventions since they are not nationals of the country they are trying to devastate and they do not…
ALEPPO: In a shattering response to a “well-planned” attack on the Hanaanu Barracks, the Syrian Arab Army lays down devastation by killing 184 rodents belonging to the Nusra, Jabhat Al-Islam, Ahl Al-Shaam and Jaysh Al-Mujaahideen. This must have been concocted by the Saudis because it bore all the signs of simian simplicity and utterly…
DAMASCUS: You know, we’re starting to feel sorry for the Saudi-supported rodents. How many times does this have to happen? But, don’t worry. It’s going to get much better. Bandar is coming back. Ooooooooooooooh. ‘Adraa Industrial area: NDF and SAA snared 20 rats in a trap as they tried to get out of…
Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia: THIS JUST IN: IDLIB AT TAL AL-QAAR AND KHAAN SHAYKHOON in the Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan District, in a magnificent surround-snuff operation that the rodents could neither repel nor escape, the SAA supported by SAAF helicopters killed these rodents: Muhammad ‘Ubayd Al-Sa’eed (JORDANTEEZIAN AMOEBA) Jihaad Saalem Barhoom (TUNISIAN MONKEY VIRUS) Basheer…
Good grief! If you think about all the personalities that have come and gone in the short time since the Syrian conflict began, you’d wonder if there was somebody out there making a new version of the hit movie “Final Destination”. Join us for another tour of the “has-been” landscape with SyrPer’s favorite and only…