SYRIAN ARMY STORMS AL-WA’AR IN HOMS; DAYR EL-ZOR FIGHTING HAS SAA ON THE OFFENSIVE 2
September 13th, 2014 07:53 am    263 comments

SYRIAN ARMY STORMS AL-WA’AR IN HOMS; DAYR EL-ZOR FIGHTING HAS SAA ON THE OFFENSIVE

HOMS: Al-Wa’er:  The Syrian Army has concluded that the Nusra/Alqaeda organization, holed up in the last remaining suburb of Homs,  has now reached critical mass as far as starvation and hydration are concerned.  With negotiations at a standstill, the foreign rodents, unwilling to give up their positions, and the Syrian elements having mostly abandoned them…

ONE THOUSAND TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN DER’AH! SOUTHERN FRONT A MYTH 3
September 8th, 2014 11:48 am    106 comments

ONE THOUSAND TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN DER’AH! SOUTHERN FRONT A MYTH

DER’AH: The City:  Over 1,000 men, formerly rodents, have surrendered to the security services and have received amnesty in a phenomenon which is becoming increasingly prevalent all over Syria.  These former terrorists now see that they have subjected their country to the lying and the scheming of Saudi rat-apes and their terrorist allies.  Many have…

SYRIAN JETS ROCK ISIS IN AL-RAQQA AND AL-BUKAMAAL 4
September 7th, 2014 09:15 am    83 comments

SYRIAN JETS ROCK ISIS IN AL-RAQQA AND AL-BUKAMAAL

AL-RAQQA: You must have heard the news.  I have awakened to a plethora of reports, some here on my desk from our sources, confirming a sudden up-tick in sorties conducted by the SAAF.  Yesterday, the SAAF flew 19 sorties over Al-Raqqa killing an estimated 125 Wahhabist rats belonging to ISIS.  Over Al-Bukamaal on the Iraqi…

September 4th, 2014 11:31 am    36 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS CENTRAL JAWBAR AND FANS OUT!

JAWBAR:  It’s approaching endgame now. The SAA has confirmed entry into the deep center of Jawbar leaving in its wake hundreds of rat carcasses belonging to a myriad terrorist organizations funded and armed by Obama & Co..  During the assault on the central area of Jawbar, the SAA dismantled IEDs deployed to delay its advance,…