June 10th, 2016 08:43 am    155 comments

“SOUTHERN FRONT” LEADER BLOWS SELF UP IN BOTCHED INSPECTION; ALQAEDA CRUSHED IN HOMS AGAIN; TEHERAN CONFERENCE MASSIVE SUCCESS; IRAN OKAYS MOVE INTO SYRIA

IRAN:   The meeting of the 3 defense ministers was so successful, Russian minister, Sergei Shoigu, insisted “there will be more” of the same.  The meeting was so upbeat that the normally cameral-shy generals permitted reporters to film some of the proceedings for public consumption.  Iran has begun preparations to send more troops into Syria to…

April 18th, 2015 09:24 am    169 comments

TERRORISTS IN SYRIA GO CUCKOO: SYRIAN TURN-COATS KILL ISIS COMMANDER; ISIS KILLS FSA COMMANDER; FORMER TERRORISTS ANNIHILATE ISIS IN DAMASCUS; WHEW!

DAMASCUS:     Al-Qaaboon:  Former rodents turned human and fighting for the Syrian people and its government clashed with ISIS at Al-Qaaboon.  All told, 31 rodents died including their leader, Abu Hudhayfa (see photo inset).  Along with the dead rodents, 26 were either wounded or surrendered to the authorities.  Amazingly, Monzer writes that some of…

August 26th, 2014 01:50 pm    226 comments

SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN’S NEPHEW KILLED FIGHTING FOR ISIS?!

The resemblance is startling.  This is Douglas McAuthur McCain, the nephew of terrorist-loving Arizona senator John McCain, Minnesota Twin Cities freak, repeat offender and Muslim convert.  The Fake Syrian Army (FSA), having little to do these days, as its numbers tank perilously thanks to other terrorist organizations like ISIS, Jabhat Al-Nusra and Jabhat Al-Tawheed, not…

February 17th, 2014 09:15 am    21 comments

PREZ. ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO SALIM IDRIS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

Goodbye Saleem. Ta Ta. Toodleydoo. Au revoir. A bien tot. See ya latah, alligata. Aufwiedersehen. Dosvedanyeh. Jajing. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. Go screw yourself.   And so, once again, our president bids farewell to another disgraced wretch who fantasized about days of glory and triumph.  Saleem Idrees now joins the ranks of other luminaries to…