February 28th, 2014 11:53 am    73 comments

142 RODENTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN SECURITY FOR AMNESTY; NEW AMBUSH NETS JACKALS IN GHOUTA; SAAF STRIKES AT RATS IN LEBANON; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

DAMASCUS:  ANOTHER PERFECT AMBUSH KILLS 29 RODENTS IN THE EAST GHOUTA. East Ghouta:  The SAA has confirmed a rat-killing ambush as rodents belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra made an effort to escape certain death in the East Ghouta by heading to the Qalamoon on a side road south of Al-Ruhayba where death was even more…

February 11th, 2014 01:23 pm    75 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS TERRORISTS IN IDLIB; MASSIVE FRONT IN ALEPPO; HUNDREDS OF RATS SURRENDER TO ARMY IN HOMS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

IDLIB SCENE OF RAT WIPE-OUT AS SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES FEROCIOUS ASSAULT    Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  Citizens pointed out a suspicious location in this battered town and kept telling our soldiers that there was movement of rodents without any tell-tale sign of a structure above ground. Well, engineers quickly drew the right conclusion and began checking for…

November 13th, 2013 07:12 pm    40 comments

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 13, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-HUJJAYRA AS RATS HUDDLE IN AL-HAJAR AL-ASWAD; 393 RATS SURRENDER TO SAA AND SECURITY SERVICES

The flag goes up in a liberated Al-Hujjayra After a series of remarkable successes in Al-Subayna and Ghazaal, the SAA cleaned out Al-Hujjayra in a matter of 8 hours with a strike that shocked the defending rats forcing them to retreat in large numbers toward their last bastion in Al-Hajar Al-Aswad where SyrPer promises you…

July 16th, 2013 02:39 pm    116 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 15, 2013 – 92 RATS SURRENDER IN HOMS TO SAA AND DEMAND AMNESTY;

A Syrian security officer to the right backed by an NDF militiaman wreak havoc with Obama’s murderous cannibal terrorists in Barza as the army sweeps the area clean of rodents.  (Alalam) 92 CANNIBALS SURRENDER IN BAAB HOOD IN HOMS PROVINCE TO THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY; CONFIRMED! RATS NEGOTIATED SURRENDER ON CONDITION THEIR IDENTITIES NOT REVEALED…