June 17th, 2015 09:42 am    108 comments

SECRETARY OF THE BA’ATH PARTY REGIONAL COMMAND AT AL-THA’LAH BASE; AL-HASAKA: JOINT FORCES PLUG SMUGGLING ROUTE TO TURKEY; RAT LEADERS DIE IN QALAMOON/’ARSAAL

  SUWAYDAA:  Secretary General of the Ba’ath Party Regional Command (Al-Qiyaada Al-Qutriyya), Hilaal Al-Hilaal, visited the Al-Tha’lah Air Base where the Syrian Army and its allies delivered a knockout blow to the Al-Qaeda/Nusra savages in battle after battle killing an estimated 500+ rodents.  He brought with him the full confidence of the President of the…

April 18th, 2015 09:24 am    169 comments

TERRORISTS IN SYRIA GO CUCKOO: SYRIAN TURN-COATS KILL ISIS COMMANDER; ISIS KILLS FSA COMMANDER; FORMER TERRORISTS ANNIHILATE ISIS IN DAMASCUS; WHEW!

DAMASCUS:     Al-Qaaboon:  Former rodents turned human and fighting for the Syrian people and its government clashed with ISIS at Al-Qaaboon.  All told, 31 rodents died including their leader, Abu Hudhayfa (see photo inset).  Along with the dead rodents, 26 were either wounded or surrendered to the authorities.  Amazingly, Monzer writes that some of…

March 11th, 2015 01:18 pm    122 comments

ALQAEDA SUFFERS LEADERSHIP SHORTAGE, AGAIN; SYRIAN ARMY GAINS ALL OVER DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:  The Yarmouk Camp was a suburb of Damascus which had all the comforts and facilities of a modern city until the infestation by NATO-supported rodents from Al-Qaeda (Nusra).  Some good news has been coming out recently.  One item was the dissolution of the Anfaal organization and its subsequent absorption into the government-sanctioned Popular Defense…

February 4th, 2015 08:52 am    21 comments

DER’AH: WHERE’S THE GREAT SOUTHERN FRONT? SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES AMERICAN-SUPPORTED CANNIBALS

DER’AH:   Al-Shaykh Miskeen:  Continuing close-quarters fighting with the SAA making significant progress.  On February 1, 2015, the SAA took control of the Oxygen Processing Plant and the area around the Juice Factory killing 13 Nusra rodents.   Suwayda Province and Naseeb Crossing Roadway at the Jordanian border:  The SAA killed 5 rats and wounded…

December 22nd, 2014 02:40 pm    60 comments

NUSRA CONVOY SCORCHED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN SUWAYDAA; AL-WA’ER TERRORISTS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER AT COMMANDERS

SUWAYDAA:  This province has not seen much action probably due to a traditional fear combatants have of dragging Druze fighters into any existential conflict.  The Druze have a reputation for being ferocious in battle due to their belief in reincarnation which guarantees all their warriors a return to the wombs of their mothers after earthly…