August 11th, 2015 11:44 am    51 comments

SULAYMAAN AL-ASSAD CAPTURED AND TO BE CHARGED LIKE ANY ORDINARY CITIZEN FOR MURDER

LATAKIA:  Sulaymaan Hilaal Al-Assad was taken into custody at about 9:00 p.m. Sunday night after eluding elements of the General Security Directorate, Military Police and the enraged citizens of Latakia.  Sulaymaan Al-Assad is the second cousin of the president and the son of a war hero, Maj. Gen. Hilaal Al-Assad who gave his life defending…

August 9th, 2015 10:19 am    95 comments

SYRIAN CITIZENS RISE UP AGAINST ‘ALLOOSH; TERRORISTS SPLITTING UP AS POPULAR ANGER RISES; 32 RATS KILLED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE

‘Alloosh seen in this picture covering his head as citizens of the Eastern Ghoutaa hurl their shoes at him.  (Photo: Smosh.com) DAMASCUS:    Saqba Village:  Hundreds of incensed Syrian citizens emerged from their homes demanding the arrest or resignation of illustrious ape and traitor, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, the nominal head of the “Jaysh Al-Islam” (JI). ‘Alloosh…

August 8th, 2015 12:10 pm    72 comments

TERRORIST SAUDIS,JORDANIANS, PAKISTANIS DROP IN LATAKIA; MOP UP IN AL-ZABADAANI FINDS BOMB FACTORY

LATAKIA:  This front is a major Turk flop.  They can’t get their rats to move anywhere or to establish a firm foothold.   Al-Rubay’ah:  Yesterday into today, Saturday, over 50 rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda were killed.   These were vaporized by the Syrian Air Force acting on accurate ground intelligence from both spotters and local citizens…

July 24th, 2015 11:46 am    122 comments

HUNDREDS OF ALQAEDA RATS KILLED IN DER’AH IN HUGE AND DISASTROUS OPERATION! BRITISH IMBECILES TO BLAME

DER’AH:  Something important is happening in Syria.  Not only in Al-Hasakah where we find hundreds, if not thousands of young men and women, rushing to join the Popular Defense Committees, but also, in Der’ah where this whole mess actually started.  Notwithstanding any hostility to the Ba’athist government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, 2 things have happened…