September 17th, 2014 01:50 pm    20 comments

QAMISHLI TOWNS LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY

AL-HASAKA: To prove to you ISIS can’t hold on to territory, the SAA snuffed them out in a whole series of towns and villages to the south of Qamishly, heralding the start of Syria’s renewed push to eject all Turk-supported filth from the northern regions.  Yesterday, while the rats were feeding on purloined Kashkeval cheese,…

SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 92 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON 1
September 16th, 2014 10:04 am    44 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 92 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:  The Nusra and ISIS terrorists now trapped on the border with Lebanon and Syria are desperate to escape the daily torment of being hunted down by the Lebanese Army and Hizbollah.  Yesterday, in another suicidal effort that can only be described as pure insanity, the rats tried to break the SAA defenses set up…

September 11th, 2014 08:57 am    45 comments

THE TRIP TO FANCIFUL; OBAMA’S FARCICAL SPEECH

Obama, in his speech before the nation on national television on September 10, 2014,  never mentioned the fact that Qatar and Turkey, both American allies, were the lifeblood of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).  To further qualify his ignorance (or maybe his treachery), he repeatedly referred to the Al-Qaeda offshoot as “ISIL”…

September 10th, 2014 09:05 am    20 comments

50 TERRORISTS DIE IN IDLIB IN EXPLOSION; HAMA BEING DELOUSED

BEFORE His real name is Hassaan ‘Abbood, a/k/a “Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Hamawi”.  He was the Political Chief of Ahraar Al-Shaam.  He is also a ball of nebulized molecules, now.    AFTER   Raam Hamdaan:  The rats, all 1st tier and 2nd tier commanders, got together to pray before conducting their meeting.  They were all Salafists belonging…

September 9th, 2014 03:12 pm    51 comments

AHRAAR AL-SHAAM TERRORIST LEADER KILLED BY ISIS

In this exclusive photo taken by an agent of SyrPer at the meeting in Raam Hamdaan where Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Hamawi was seated, you can see him in his new incarnation, as vapor heading south to greet his father, Beelzebub.   IBLIB: This just in, the terrorist leader of Ahraar Al-Shaam (Free Men of Syria, yawn),…

ONE THOUSAND TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN DER’AH! SOUTHERN FRONT A MYTH 6
September 8th, 2014 11:48 am    106 comments

ONE THOUSAND TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN DER’AH! SOUTHERN FRONT A MYTH

DER’AH: The City:  Over 1,000 men, formerly rodents, have surrendered to the security services and have received amnesty in a phenomenon which is becoming increasingly prevalent all over Syria.  These former terrorists now see that they have subjected their country to the lying and the scheming of Saudi rat-apes and their terrorist allies.  Many have…

September 6th, 2014 11:03 am    54 comments

BARACK OBAMA’S COMEDY CASTLE EXPLORES NEW GROUND IN HUMOR

Showing solidarity with all “moderate” Muslims, David Cameron, Barack Obama and Anders “Fag” Rasmussen pray to a Beneficent Allah for help in ridding the world of their own creation, the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.  The scene brought people to their knees laughing.   Cardiff, Wales (UK):  Brunhilde Liebesbombe reporting for Mercury News Service…

September 6th, 2014 09:27 am    10 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HUTAYTAT AL-JARASH; JAWBAR AWAITS

Hutaytat Al-Jarash has been liberated by the SAA.  Carcasses of Libyans and Saudis dot the landscape.  It is amazing how few Syrians were defending this area.  At the Al-Ghadaq Food Processing Factory, which was stripped and destroyed by the foreign rodents supplied and funded by Saudi Arabia and Qatar, the Syrian Army expanded its control…