WHO IS HADI AL-BAHRA? HOW HE PIMPS FOR SAUDI ARABIA. 1
July 21st, 2014 02:43 pm    6 comments

WHO IS HADI AL-BAHRA? HOW HE PIMPS FOR SAUDI ARABIA.

  Al-Bahra, seen here anxiously flashing his free lunch card attached to his lapel.  He expects to have lunch at the “Lost Souls Cafeteria” in Newark, New Jersey, a CIA front.  The man to his right has just been pick-pocketed by fellow opposition supremo, Ghassaan Abu-Fink.    The man’s biography speaks much of his successes:…

DERAH RATS, ALL FALL DOWN TO THE MAIN SEWER 4
July 19th, 2014 04:28 pm    59 comments

DERAH RATS, ALL FALL DOWN TO THE MAIN SEWER

    Whenever we read posts from rat-supporting trolls about “advances” by terrorists in Der’ah, we start giggling like little girls at a pajama party.  The evidence is that the Big Surprise is working superbly both on the Der’ah Front and the Golan. The Zionist effort to please its Saudi monkey-monarchy has been a dismal…

NINCOMPOOP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO MALAYSIAN 6
July 16th, 2014 07:36 pm    34 comments

NINCOMPOOP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO MALAYSIAN

You can say anything you like about Malaysia and its Supreme Court whose chief judge is the illustrious boneheaded doofus, Mohamed Apandi Ali (See photo to the left).  You can say Malaysia is a multi-racial nation; ethnically diverse; linguistically complex; culturally rich and textured.  But, you can also say that it is a nation of…

TERRORIST ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH ALMOST KILLED BY SYRIAN SECURITY 8
July 9th, 2014 06:54 am    24 comments

TERRORIST ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH ALMOST KILLED BY SYRIAN SECURITY

Exclusive to SyrPer:  We can confirm a perfectly laid ambush that almost netted the leader of the Jaysh Al-Islaam (yawn), “The Army of Islam”, the wanted Saudi-paid criminal, Zahraan ‘Alloosh. The ambush was laid by the Syrian security services whose precise identity we are not allowed to reveal.  Don’t believe the announcement by his organization…

SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES TERRORISTS IN ALEPPO; NEW AREAS LIBERATED 9
July 6th, 2014 02:57 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES TERRORISTS IN ALEPPO; NEW AREAS LIBERATED

  MAJOR NEWS ALERT: (7-6-14, 12:10 p.m.)  The towns of Kafr Sagheer and Tal Sha’eer are hours away from falling into the hands of the legitimate Syrian government as the Syrian army continues its massive, unstoppable onslaught in northern Aleppo after destroying the criminals cannibals in Al-Shaykh Najjaar and its Industrial Zone.  A huge battle…

MAJOR ADVANCES IN ALEPPO 10
July 2nd, 2014 12:46 pm    170 comments

MAJOR ADVANCES IN ALEPPO

    To my readers:  I will be out of town from Thursday to Saturday morning at which time I will assess all reports from Syria and the media for posting.  Please be patient. ZAF   SYRIAN ARMY HAS ENTERED AL-RAHEEMA VILLAGE IN NORTHERN ALEPPO DESTROYING ALL FORTIFICATIONS, SEIZING A HUG STOCKPILE OF WEAPONS FROM…

SEX JIHAD CALIPHATE DECLARED IN IRAQ AND SYRIA 11
June 30th, 2014 08:44 am    32 comments

SEX JIHAD CALIPHATE DECLARED IN IRAQ AND SYRIA

Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, seen here in his natural turban, is now the new Caliph of Kaka.  Hosannah in the Highest! Just when you thought the Age of Reason was going to make a comeback, the American-controlled Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has formally declared the establishment of a Caliphate in areas it thinks…