December 30th, 2015 11:13 am    36 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SWATS DOWN TERRORISTS IN SHIMISKEEN; MoD DECLARES TERRORIST MORALE AT ALL TIME LOW

  DER’AH:  A communique announced by the Ministry of Defense yesterday describes terrorist morale at an all-time low.  This assessment is the result of months of surveillance and eavesdropping combined with statistics indicating a spike in the number of rodents who have abjured terrorism over the last 6 months.  The only group which appears to…

December 23rd, 2015 02:58 pm    80 comments

KHAAN AL-‘ASAL LIBERATED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY; HUNDREDS OF RODENTS SURRENDER TO THE BA’ATH ARMY!!

Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia: I cannot write all the details right now because I have to wrap gifts for Christmas.  In any case, what I told you yesterday has come true.  Al-Raashideen is now surrounded with the liberation of Khaan Al-‘Asal.  Hundreds of disaffected rodents from the Ahraar Al-Shaam gangster organization have surrendered…

December 22nd, 2015 10:16 am    79 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CHOKES OFF TERRORISTS AT SOUTH ALEPPO; HIGHWAY CLOSED BY SAA; SAA MOVES TOWARD SALMAA IN LATAKIA, TERRORISTS’ LAST REFUGE

ALEPPO:  The M5 Damascus-Aleppo International Highway has been closed by the SAA at the village of Al-Khaalidiyya essentially strangling the terrorist hyenas in Al-Zurba and Khaan Al-‘Asal.  All supply lines are severed and it’s only a matter of a short time before the rats crumble into the vindictive arms of our Popular Defense Committees.  Already…

December 18th, 2015 02:41 pm    58 comments

TERRORISTS ROUTED IN LATAKIA AGAIN AS SYRIAN ARMY REACHES TURK BORDER

LATAKIA:  More news pouring in as the terrorist rats of Nusra/Alqaeda eat dirt while running for cover in Erdogan’s Turk-Occupied Syria (Hatay).  We can confirm the liberation of the following areas:   Elevation 754.5 SyriaTel Tower Al-Aswad Al-Kabeer Mountain ‘Utayra on the Turk border   The Syrian Army has expanded its artillery control over these…

December 6th, 2015 10:10 am    324 comments

RUSSIA BUILDING NEW AIRBASE AT AL-SHU’AYRAAT; NEW AIRCRAFT ARRIVING IN SYRIA; T90 ON DISPLAY IN ALEPPO

HOMS: It’s now official, the Russian Defense Ministry has approved the preparation of a new airbase for the RuAF in the area of Al-Shu’ayraat where another SAAF base was located.   It appears that the coastal base at Humaymeem is insufficient to handle the number of sorties required to eradicate the terrorists from Syria while also…

December 4th, 2015 03:00 pm    130 comments

RUSSIAN AND SYRIAN BOMBERS WIPE OUT WHOLE CONVOYS OF ISIS TANKERS TO TURKEY; SYRIAN ARMY CLEANSES NEW AREAS IN LATAKIA; LEADER OF NUSRA KILLED IN DER’AH

Reports are coming in fast and furious that the Pixilated Pasha of Poop in Ankara is livid after hearing that another large convoy of oil tankers was turned into molten dross by both the SAAF and RuAF.  The area in question is on a line extending from Dayr El-Zor through Al-Raqqa to Northern Aleppo.  There…

SYRPER FACEBOOK PAGE HACKED BY TERRORIST MOHAMED CABUR; THIEF TRIED TO STEAL MILLIONS FROM E-BAY AND PAYPAL ACCOUNTS; REPORT PAGE TO FACEBOOK AS HACKED 1
November 25th, 2015 01:52 pm    405 comments

SYRPER FACEBOOK PAGE HACKED BY TERRORIST MOHAMED CABUR; THIEF TRIED TO STEAL MILLIONS FROM E-BAY AND PAYPAL ACCOUNTS; REPORT PAGE TO FACEBOOK AS HACKED

ALERT:  Our Facebook Page at https://www.facebook.com/SyrianPerspective2/?fref=ts has been hacked by a notorious fake Muslim cult worshiper by the name of Mohamed Cabur (Cabur343@yahoo.com) who has managed to steal in his fake Islamic way half a million dollars from Fadi Ayat’s E-Bay and Paypal accounts. This champion of Islamist fakery will probably tell the world he…

November 24th, 2015 03:21 pm    150 comments

CONSPIRACY (CONFEDERACY?) OF DUNCES; OBAMA AND HOLLANDE PUT ON COMEDY SKIT AND DEGRADE THEMSELVES

If you ever want to have a look at the quintessence of imbecility and you’ve the stomach for it, you gotta get a look at the mating of Obama the buzzard and Hollande the Parakeet.  I actually listened to their gut-splitting press conference today classifying it as one of politics’ most entertaining examples of slapstick,…