February 24th, 2014 02:37 pm    51 comments

OBAMA’S TERRORIST RATS SUSTAIN MASSIVE LOSSES ALL OVER SYRIA; AHMAD JARBA’S COLLEGE DEGREE DECLARED FAKE; NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

ALEPPO:  Fighting reported in all these areas: Al-Marja Huraytaan Bustaan Al-Qassr Bani Zayd Hayyaan Old City Al-Haawooz Roundabout and Neighborhood Al-Zabadiyya Youth Housing in Hanaanu Shaykh Najjaar Industrial area – 8 pick-ups destroyed with 3 23mm cannons seized. Nice gift. Huge loss to rats. Shaykh Sa’eed Factories: 13 rats killed, launcher seized with rockets, weapons…

February 15th, 2014 12:17 pm    50 comments

SYRIAN GOVERNMENT OFFERS “ADOPT A TERRORIST RAT”

“WE NEED A HOME. WILL YOU TAKE US IN?“   THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLEMENTED A NEW POLICY DESIGNED TO ADDRESS THE HUMANITARIAN CONCERNS OF MANY: WHAT TO DO ABOUT FOREIGN TERRORISTS CAPTURED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY? With the Amnesty Program moving apace in the country giving young men a second chance at a normal…

January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

December 27th, 2013 03:00 pm    15 comments

HUGE AMBUSH KILLS SCORES OF SAUDI TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON; VICTORY OVER AMERICAN TERRORIST RATS IS NEAR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

SYRIAN ARMY LAYS PERFECT AMBUSH AND KILLS OVER 100 TERRORIST RODENTS IN QALAMOON http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.904331&lon=36.641121&z=12&m=b   It happened yesterday between the towns of Ma’loolaa and Al-Qastal.  The latter town is about 14kms due northeast of Ma’loolaa and is in the Yabrood area.  (See map).  There can be no question that the Saudi heretic apes are anxious…

November 27th, 2013 02:59 pm    24 comments

HOMS CLEAN-UP SOWS FRUSTRATION AMONG TERRORIST RANKS; HUNDREDS ARE SURRENDERING TO SAA; DIVISION 17 SAVES THE AGHRAAR REGIMENT IN AL-RAQQA;

HOMS:   Refer to our trusty map for locations: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.040996&lon=36.810036&z=12&m=b Dayr ‘Atiyya:  SAA killed these pests after surrounding them and giving them a chance to surrender: MUTLAQ ‘ABDULLAH AL-MUTLAQ (SAUDI APE EXCRETION)‘ABDUL-LATEEF KHALAF AL-HARBI  (SAUDI ARABIAN FLY LARVA)ILIYDAAR AL-KURAYDI (CHECHEN CHANCRE SUCKER. Id pending)RASM ARSLAAN ‘ALIYYEV (CHECHEN DUNG BEETLE) Mu’aadh KhalafAHMAD AL-BURAYKI (OMANI FRUITFLY)‘ABDUL-HAKEEM…

November 9th, 2013 06:20 pm    51 comments

FIRST POST – NOVEMBER 9, 2011 – TOP TERRORIST LEADER KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DER’AH AREA; MAJOR ADVANCES ACROSS SYRIAN NORTH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA: WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

To see all locations mentioned, check this wonderful Maplandia map: http://www.maplandia.com/syria/dimashq/adra/  DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NOTORIOUS CHILD MOLESTING TERRORIST, MUHAMMAD ABAAZEED,  IN DAA’EL NEAR DER’AH.  DEVASTATING BLOW TO JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND THE SO-CALLED “MILITARY COUNCIL”. This is a photo of the grub who was sent to Hell yesterday in Der’ah Province by an SAA infantryman. …

October 3rd, 2013 06:29 pm    41 comments

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 3, 2013 – AL-KHANAASSER LIBERATED AT LAST AS SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT RAVAGES THE TERRORIST RATS; HOMS UNDERGOING LAVAGE; NEWS AND NONSENSE; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

Syrian army regulars march through Aleppo on their way to another clean-up operation.   ALEPPO: The good news won’t stop pouring in.  The town of Al-Khanaasser (Ansarantha in ancient times) has been declared “safe” for all inhabitants by the Ministry of Defense.  This town was a thorn in the side of SAA’s efforts to resupply…

October 2nd, 2013 07:12 pm    40 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 2, 2013 – DAMASCUS SCENE OF INEVITABLE DEFEAT FOR TERRORIST RATS; NEWS AND NONSENSE; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTO

DAMASCUS: AL-MU’ADHDHAMIYYA: A car exploded while rats were rigging it with an IED using C-4 in front of the Al-Salaam Gas Station at the junction of the railroad tracks.  All told, MI counted 14 rodents of whom 12 were foreigners.  In the photo above, provided by SANA, you can see forensic experts collecting evidence to…