LATAKIA BATTLE - UPDATED MAP 1
April 22nd, 2014 01:08 pm    29 comments

LATAKIA BATTLE – UPDATED MAP

The “Anfal” offensive has been stopped and the rebels are unable to progress any further. SAA is targeting the border areas near Turkey with artillery to deny rebels retreat and to disrupt any supply routs. As the same time, SAA secures important high ground near Samra and Nab’ain. Strategic Hill 45 is under firm SAA…

SAA KILLS 4 ALQAEDA CHIEFS IN ALEPPO AND 131 RATS IN AL-ZAHRAA 2
April 15th, 2014 04:33 pm    36 comments

SAA KILLS 4 ALQAEDA CHIEFS IN ALEPPO AND 131 RATS IN AL-ZAHRAA

LATAKIA: Kasab:  The SAA gunned down this Turkish-supported turkey this morning: Abu ‘Ali Al-Zaybaq (Rat leader of some Nusra group) ALEPPO: SAA wiped out 4 Al-Qaeda commanders in Aleppo City.  They were the leaders of these: Kataa`eb Ibn Taymiyya Jaysh Al-Muhaadhideen wa Al-Ansaar (Mostly Chechen rats) Kataa`eb Ahfaad Al-Mursaleen Names tomorrow. Al-Zahraa Quarter:  SAA has killed 131 rats mostly…

PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD 3
April 15th, 2014 03:07 pm    12 comments

PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD

“Good bye, Bandar. Toodleydoo. Arrivederci (but not too soon), Hasta la Vista Baby, Salve Tibi Jerkus, Adieu, Ta ta. Dosvedanye, Y’all don’t come back now ya heah, Bon voyage, A bien tot, Aufwiedersehen……” “Kingdom of the Apes”:  It’s official: Bandar is out as head of General “Intelligence” and Yusuf Al-Idreesi is in.  King Abdullah decreed…

ERDOGHAN EXPOSED PREPPING SARIN GAS FOR TERRORISM WHILE SCORES OF RATS DIE IN ALEPPO 5
April 9th, 2014 01:31 pm    26 comments

ERDOGHAN EXPOSED PREPPING SARIN GAS FOR TERRORISM WHILE SCORES OF RATS DIE IN ALEPPO

ADANA, TURKEY: BA’ATH PARTY sources are publishing a new report based on an interview with Aitoogh Ayati, Turkish M.P. for the People’s Republican Party revealing on Al-Mayaadeen, the Pan Arab, Pro-Assad, Nasserist news organ, that Erdoghan’s government has been preparing Sarin gas for delivery to terrorist rats in Syria to create a “false flag” event…

PUTIN EXPLODES IN ORGY OF LAUGHTER; SYRPER WAS RIGHT: ERDOGHAN ADMITS HE'S AT WAR WITH SYRIA; JAWBAR PREPARES FOR TERRORIST USE OF CW; KASAB FRONT FALLING APART; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT   7
April 2nd, 2014 09:22 am    18 comments

PUTIN EXPLODES IN ORGY OF LAUGHTER; SYRPER WAS RIGHT: ERDOGHAN ADMITS HE’S AT WAR WITH SYRIA; JAWBAR PREPARES FOR TERRORIST USE OF CW; KASAB FRONT FALLING APART; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

PUTIN EXHIBITS CHARACTERISTIC SENSE OF HUMOR AFTER SELF-IMPORTANT REPORTER ASKS STUPID QUESTION: http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-this-reaction-putin-laughs-right-in-this-journalists-face_03292014 (Thanks, Anonymous) LATAKIA:   The poor pathetic Saudis. They just can’t do anything by themselves. Even the Turks are watching the whole plan fall apart right before their eyes in a scene reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch. We can confirm that SAA and…

THE KASAB CAMPAIGN AND WHAT WENT WRONG WITH IT; NEWS AND COMMENT 9
March 31st, 2014 12:17 pm    67 comments

THE KASAB CAMPAIGN AND WHAT WENT WRONG WITH IT; NEWS AND COMMENT

Let’s start out with the much-ballyhooed Southern Front which was based out of the Al-Mafraq camp in Jordan and another just north of Aqaba.  Many readers were chewing on their teddy bears waiting for the inevitable attack. But SyrPer warned its readers that a great “Surprise” was awaiting the proponents of the Southern Campaign, a…

SAA CONTROLS 85% OF ALEPPO AS RATS RETREAT 11
March 31st, 2014 08:33 am    34 comments

SAA CONTROLS 85% OF ALEPPO AS RATS RETREAT

ALEPPO:  As we wrote before, with the Liwaa` Al-Tawheed rodents out of Aleppo, the SAA has extended control over 85% of the city as Layramoon, Hanaanu, the Industrial Zone Northwest, Hayyaan, Bani Zayd and other areas have fallen into its hands by default.  Only ‘Anadaan remains an obstacle with hundreds of J.N. vermin still inside. …