July 10th, 2015 02:07 pm    144 comments

PREZ ASSAD SAYS SAYONARA TO SA’OOD AL-FAYSAL AGAIN! SYRIA AGLOW WITH NEWS OF MONKEY’S DEPARTURE TO HELL

Umm Faadi of Dal’oona, Lebanon, expresses the feelings of most Syrians when asked about the sudden death of veteran simian diplomat, Sa’ood Al-Faysal.  Ah, death.  William Cullen Bryant espoused its relaxing character so eloquently in his monumental poem, Thanatopsis.  For many, it is the end of temporal suffering and the beginning of a new existence…