November 16th, 2012 12:32 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 14, 2012 – WHO IS MUAZ AL-KHATIB? WHO CARES ABOUT MUAZ AL-KHATIB?

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 14, 2012 – WHO IS MUAZZ AL-KHATIB?  WHO CARES, ANYWAYS?  “Would you like a nine year old boy as a present?”, asks Sheikh Humdrum Son of Doldrum of the Second Rate Tribe.  Ahmad Muazz Al-Khatib Al-Hasani accepts Qatari generosity in the usual Islamist Jihadist style: “Yeah, sure, but don’t tell the Americans.  You can tell…

October 15th, 2012 04:34 pm    Comments Off on FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FOURTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WELL, I’LL BE A MONKEY’S UNCLE!  WHO SAID THE EMIRATES ARE SAND MONKEYS?  Mark the Brit, ever on the watch for tastelessness and insensitivity, immediately sent this to us for review. We believe it’s worth sharing with our readers.  We told you so. “The AFC apologises for an editorial…

October 11th, 2012 06:03 pm    Comments Off on SEVENTH POST – OCTOBER 11, 2012 – FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE ARAB SPRING

SEVENTH POST – OCTOBER 11, 2012 – FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE ARAB SPRING

SEVENTH POST – OCTOBER 11, 2012 – SPRINGTIME IN THE ARAB WORLD.  I LOVE TUNIS IN THE SPRINGTIME; I LOVE TUNIS IN THE FALL; And just when you thought the Arab Spring had brought enough travail and misery, we get this from the “beacon of secularism”: http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2012/Oct-11/191058-tunisia-islamist-leader-stirs-fears-of-radicalism-in-video.ashx#axzz290x6pyhU

July 17th, 2012 06:55 pm    Comments Off on THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THIRD POST – JULY 17, 2012 – Oh will the saints preserve us from the professional liars.  They rushed like obnoxious little squealers to tattle-tale on the Syrian army.  They pointed fingers and screamed: “Massacre” every time our army surrounded their miscreant deserters and dispatched them.  But now, they are being exposed by a whole constellation of…

July 7th, 2012 12:45 pm    1 comment

JULY 7, 2012 – FIRST POST – WHO IS MANAF TLAS? WHO CARES?

JULY 7, 2012 – FIRST POST – MANAF TLAS HAS TAKEN HIS BESOTTED SELF TO THE ULTIMATE CAPITAL OF BESOTTEDNESS.  VIVE LA FRANCE!! Everybody has heard that the minor event of Manaf Tlas’s desertion to Turkey and then, France, has captured the imagination of jaded (and frustrated) journalists around the Western World.  Let’s forget that…

June 18th, 2012 07:36 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – PAID ADVERTISEMEN FROM THE "RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA LAW FIRM"

SECOND POST – PAID ADVERTISEMEN FROM THE "RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA LAW FIRM"

SECOND POST – JUNE 18, 2012 – PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM THE “RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA LAW FIRM”.  ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING AT THAT FAKE BLONDE HUSSEY ON EVERY BILLBOARD IN THE SOUTHEAST MICHIGAN AREA?  WELL!! AREN’T YOU?  TIRED OF HER FACE ON THE BACK OF ALL THOSE SEMTA BUSES? You know who we’re talking about.  Well, it’s time you met…

November 14th, 2011 05:48 pm    Comments Off on EGON KRENZ SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE;

EGON KRENZ SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE;

LEGENDARY DIRECTOR OF STASI SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE AND APPROVES OF AMBASSADOR FORD’S WORK IN EXPOSING SYRIAN ISLAMISTS FOR THE SECURITY SERVICES OF DAMASCUS, HAMA AND DERAA.  MNS EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM SAN FRANCISCO, HOME OF THE CLAIRVOYANTS’ TELEMARKETING SYNDICATE: JEAN DIXON, WHO IS ALSO DEAD, SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE QUOTING EGON KRENZ.  In a remarkable show of post-mortem…