THE NEW DISEASE DU JOUR: LEVANTINITIS. IS THERE A CURE? HOW DID IT START? WHERE CAN WE SEE IT? THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN TODAY’S MEDICAL CORNER – A NEW ADDITION TO SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S ECLECTIC VISION OF THE FUTURE. NO! IT IS NOT A LITHUANIAN TENNIS PLAYER!! FOR GOD’S SAKE. NO! IT…
(Maaaaddog Press) IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST, THEN, NOTHING IS GOING TO CONVINCE YOU. HE HAS ACCEPTED A BRIBE FROM THE SAUDI MONKEYS – NOT THAT HE WOULD NEED SUCH AN EMOLUMENT SEEING HE IS THE LAST SATANIC RULER BEFORE THE RETURN OF JESUS – AND HE WILL DO THEIR BIDDING. YET,…
EAST AL-BUWAIDHA IS LIBERATED AND SECURE. RATS TRAPPED BY ENVELOPING ARMED FORCES; 238 DEAD RODENTS IN AL-BUWAIDHA WITH 395 PRISONERS IN DEVASTATING, IRRECOVERABLE LOSS TO SCARAB LEAGUE TRAITORS. Syrian soldiers pose for the camera in an affirmation of their victory over NATO terrorist rats. In another professionally perfect assault on mercenary rat positions at the…
ATTEMPT ON THE LIFE OF DR. ASSAD THWARTED WITH HELP FROM JORDANIAN GENERAL INTELLIGENCE JABHAT AL-NUSRA COMMANDER ADMITS TO DISASTER SYRIAN SPECIAL FORCES AND MILITIA PREPARING ASSAULT ON NORTH AL-QUSAYR; RATS TRYING TO FLEE CAPTURED AND KILLED; FSA CRUSHED IN BA’ALBAK; NATO REPORT: 70% OF ALL SYRIANS SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT OF DR. ASSAD. 20% ARE…
HOMS: AL-QUSAYR AND ITS ENVIRONS: Wael reports that the terrorist insects in Al-Qusayr are still negotiating a “pull-out” of their remnants from the northern part of the town in exchange for “safe passage” back to Lebanon. Our information is that the Lebanese government wants none of this and is imploring Damascus not to make any…
(Joseph Eid/AFP/Getty Images) TITANIC LOSSES FOR QATARI-FUNDED TERRORISTS IN HAMA; HALFAAYAA: This was a catastrophe for both the FSA and J.N.. Monzer writes that over 77 rat carcasses were counted by militia after the fighting was over. Of the 77, a whopping 49 were determined to be non-Syrians. Monzer says that his sources are…
Syrian army sharpshooters take aim at fleeing rats around the railroad tracks near Daarayaa. HOMS IS A FAST-MOVING DISASTER FOR NATO RODENTS; HUNDREDS ARE SURRENDERING ALL OVER THE PROVINCE AS THE ARMY TIGHTENS THE NOOSE AROUND THEIR NECKS We can confirm that the strategic towns of ‘Ish Al-Warwar, Al-Haydariyya and West Al-Dumayna are now…
FSA SMASHED IN DAMASCUS. I MEAN “SMASHED”!!! These carcasses are photographed by SANA outside Qudsaayaa in rural Damascus. The bearded rodent has been determined to be Chechen. His identification is pending. Qudsaayaa: A whole bunch of foreign terrorists took the Tube to Styx Station for their eternal banquet hosted by the King of Lies. No…