January 9th, 2016 09:20 am    26 comments

DAESH COCKROACH KILLS OWN MOTHER; OEDIPUS AS SOCIOPATH

Ali Saqr, executed his own mother yesterday because she implored him to leave the ISIS organization in Al-Raqqa and return to her native coastal region where the legitimate government is in full control.  The details of this curious event are somewhat murky.  Yet, we do know from terrorist websites that the mother was dragged out…

May 2nd, 2015 12:10 pm    115 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORIST DEFENSES COLLAPSING LIKE DOMINOES

Baab Al-Hadeed:  The SAAF had notice of a meeting held by Ahraar Al-Shaam vultures in a building.  The coordinates were given by spotters on the ground and SAAF took off after that and delivered the goods.  Inside the meeting destined for Hell was: Abu Bushi’ Another 12 could not be immediately identified because of the…

November 9th, 2014 12:52 pm    92 comments

MORE SAUDI HERETICS KILLED IN DAMASCUS AS SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS WAHHABISM INTO OBLIVION

Al-‘Aaliya Farms:  Zahraan ‘Alloosh is so desperate, he has begun ordering his rats to fight suicidal battles to hold territory.  In the area where he is hiding, the SAA assaulted a warehouse filled with weapons belonging to his soon-to-be-extinct rodent organization and killed these after they were ordered by cellphone to resist any surrender. The…

September 4th, 2014 03:43 pm    47 comments

THE ISIS HIT-LIST WISH-LIST; THOSE WHO COUNT IN THE WORLD OF DEATH

From Ingmar Bergman’s “The Seventh Seal”  to “Death Wish” to “Final Destination” to “Jaws II”,  the Grim Reaper stalks Crusaders and ordinary, obnoxious teens at every corner. And so it is with ISIS and its notorious bugbear and bete noir, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi.  During the last few days, websites, ISIS Facebook pages, Twitter accounts and…

June 30th, 2014 08:44 am    32 comments

SEX JIHAD CALIPHATE DECLARED IN IRAQ AND SYRIA

Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, seen here in his natural turban, is now the new Caliph of Kaka.  Hosannah in the Highest! Just when you thought the Age of Reason was going to make a comeback, the American-controlled Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has formally declared the establishment of a Caliphate in areas it thinks…

March 10th, 2014 03:18 pm    25 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS YABROOD TO THE SOUTH;

Ziad has to leave town today but will return Sunday to post all collected information that came in Friday and Saturday. Sorry, for any inconvenience. ZAF Yabrood:  I have a report from Damascus that indicates Syrian soldiers have been spotted inside the southern margins of Yabrood.  According to Monzer, these were probes.  The defenses of…